LCA STAFF DIRECTORY
Leadership, Curd Strategists, and Human Resources
Dr. Cynthia Caseum
Director of Operations, LCA
Dr. Caseum, a pioneer of the modern **’space dairy’ movement**, oversees all LCA activities, from regulatory compliance to deep-space curd stability. She personally guarantees the structural integrity of every block of lunar Pecorino before mass driver launch and holds the record for the most successful high-G whey-separation tests.
Dr. Hadley Rille
Director of Extraterrestrial Dairy Operations
Dr. Rille is responsible for all surface operations, equipment deployment, and primary lunar casein extraction. She specializes in risk assessment for **micrometeoroid impacts on ripening vats** and optimizing crater-based transport systems. Her current focus is mapping high-yield **Blue Moon Cheese** seams near the South Pole-Aitken Basin.
Artie Fishial
HR Administrator
Artie manages recruitment, benefits (including the annual **Cheddar block bonus**), and dispute resolution. Specializing in managing personnel issues involving **low-gravity dairy processing accidents** and interspecies labor law (applicable to potential Selenite staff). Artie’s motto: “Every curdle has a solution.”
Major Miles “Münster” Perigee
Director of Security & Orbital Defense
Major Perigee manages the total security perimeter, from pressurized fermentation vaults to the orbital docking bays. His expertise lies in **interdicting rogue asteroid debris** and designing defensive protocols against rumored **Selenite curd-theft rings**. He maintains the highest security clearance (Level 1: Sharp Cheddar).
Engineer Ty Coe Curdly
Director of Mass Driver Logistics
Engineer Curdly is the chief mechanic and launch coordinator for the Gravitational Cheese Accelerator. He ensures the mass driver’s magnetic tracks are perfectly aligned and that the G-forces during launch do not accidentally churn the payload into **space butter**. He is currently optimizing for zero-vibration Gruyère deployment.
Dr. Mare Feta
Director of Casein Resource Acquisition
Dr. Feta leads all exploration and extraction teams, specializing in using seismic scanning to detect subsurface deposits of pure, naturally occurring casein. She develops techniques to separate the essential dairy components from abrasive regolith, ensuring that every harvest meets the stringent **Interstellar Dairy Quality Standards (IDQS)**.
LCA Leadership Team
Pictured: The Curd Strategists and Directors ensuring the structural and logistical integrity of the entire Lunar Dairy Operation.