About the Lunar Cheese Authority
The Lunar Cheese Authority (LCA) is the premier organization responsible for mining and delivering the finest lunar cheese directly from the far side of the Moon.
Established in 1984 as pioneers in extraterrestrial dairy operations, we utilize cutting-edge robotic mining technology and Astronauts to harvest the purest cheese deposits found in and around the Von Karman Crater region.
Our mission is to bring the unique taste and cosmic quality of moon-mined cheese to cheese lovers around the world, while maintaining the highest standards of purity, sustainability, and interplanetary food safety.
Contact Us:
Phone: (321) 213-9274
Email: info@lunarcheeseauthority.com
Address:
Dr. Cynthia Caseum
Lunar Cheese Authority
Von Karman Crater Base
Dark Side of the Moon
Zip 00001-0001
