MISSION CONTROL & STATUS
The Foundation of Off-World Dairy Stabilization
LCA Mandate: The Core Mission
“To establish the Moon as the undisputed primary source of refined casein resources, ensuring global access to structurally-sound, gravity-independent dairy products through rigorous orbital logistics and proprietary subterranean fermentation protocols. Our commitment is to curdle science into excellence.”
— LCA Founding Charter, Section 1, Para A.
Operational History & Milestones
1980: Project Apollo Curd Initiated
Initial feasibility study confirms the presence of concentrated, naturally-occurring casein deposits within regolith near the Schrödinger crater. This breakthrough was directly enabled by the prior classified findings of **Dr. Pecorino “Peri” Regolith**, proving the viability of lunar dairy extraction. Major funding secured from the Global Dairy Consortium (GDC).
Dr. Pecorino Regolith – Lunar Dairy Pioneer
1984: Mass Driver ‘Gouda Cannon’ Operational
Completion and successful calibration of the primary magnetic mass driver, capable of accelerating 500kg dairy blocks from the lunar surface into Low Earth Orbit (LEO) with less than 0.05% product loss.
Mass Driver ‘Gouda Cannon’
1986: LCA achieves IDQS Level-3 Certification
The Lunar Cheese Authority is granted full Level-3 Interstellar Dairy Quality Standard certification, establishing the Moon as the most trusted source of off-world dairy.
Current Operational Status
NOMINAL
Primary System Readiness
98.7%
Curd Extraction Purity Rate (Trailing 7 Days)
42
Successful Mass Driver Launches This Cycle
Zone Status Map
