Careers

LCA Careers – Lunar Cheese Authority

LUNAR CHEESE AUTHORITY

Global Operations Center: Viridian Estuary, Emerald Inlet

“The curd must be stabilized, the trajectory absolute, and the integrity of the dairy payload must remain beyond reproach. Only the most distinguished minds need apply to the most important mission since the wheel was invented.”

— Dr. Cynthia Caseum, Director of Operations, LCA

**LCA Headquarters:** 1265 Lombardi Brei Whey, Emerald Inlet, WO 98765-4321

Current Planetary Vacancies

Mass Driver Curd Quality Analyst (MD-CQA) +
Tsiolkovskiy Crater Triage Architect (HR-TA) +
Lunar Cheese Harvester (LCH) +
Launch Controller (Guidance & Curd Integrity) +
Orbital Debris (Whey) Management Specialist +

© 2025 Lunar Cheese Authority (LCA). All Rights Reserved. *The LCA is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate based on species or state of matter.

Inquiries: Artie Fishial, HR Administrator.